dave-vriska:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD  LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

heroes

one-bite-at-a-time:

egryan:

Read the new Hyperbole and a Half. 

Sh. Just do it.

All the creys.

Nine: I think I was in love once.

Ten: Really? What was her name?

Nine: Her name was Rose.

Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.

Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.

Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.

Eleven: I love River!

Nine: ...

Ten: ...

Eleven: I love Clara!

Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?

Eleven: I love... fez.

Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?

Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

c0ssette:

Friedrich Paul Thumann, (1834-1908), “Cupid and Psyche”

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

Emma Watson at the MET Gala (May 6,2013)

beautifultype:

The history of typography, stop motion by Ben Barrett-Forrest (Forestmedia.org)

Karen in Cannes 

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried